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Advice for Dark Souls [i.imgur.com]

Advice for Mobas [i.imgur.com]

From Portal 2's Fact Core:
• The square root of rope is string.
• A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds
• Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
• Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.
• The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
• To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.
• Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.
• Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
• Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters.
• 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
• Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes.
• Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans.
• At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.
• The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.
• Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead.
• Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.
• Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
• Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
• Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
• Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.
• In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.
• Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.
• Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks.
• William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.
• Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material.
• Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
• The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.
• The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
• In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.