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Long ago, in the Nordic lands, a hardy people lived close to nature as they fish, hunt, and share stories by firelight. For centuries, their land was ruled by Sweden, then Russia. In the 19th century, it became an autonomous Grand Duchy under Russian control, gaining its own laws and identity. As Russia tightened its grip in the late 1800s, quiet resistance grew through culture, language, and secret organizing.

When Russia fell into revolution in 1917, the people declared independence on December 6. A civil war followed, with the Whites victorious, paving the way for democracy. Despite war with the Soviet Union and decades of hardship, the land, now called Finland, held on to its freedom. By the mid-1900s, it had grown into a peaceful, modern, and independent nation that is shaped by resilience, unity, and a deep love for its land.

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You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they?

The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there owns a Nokia phone' apparently.

The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.
What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.