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5 月 21 日 上午 3:06 
My back is hurting from the chair I'm sitting on.
Where's the Tylenol?
If I lay down flat on the floor it usually kind of fixes it.
Tony Danza from Who’s the Boss? says,
"Ay-oh-way-oh-waay-ohh-wayy-oh-waaaay."
5 月 12 日 下午 11:46 
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
4 月 30 日 下午 12:19 
Six little eggs on the run
They ♥♥♥♥ each other, three goes
Boom-dubi-doom
Watch out, be safe, so
Three little eggs had sex
One went in to explode, goes
Boom-dubi-doom
Watch out, be safe, so
Two little eggs in the sun
One sleep too long, goes boom-boom
Boom-dubi-doom
The story end with
One little egg was blind
Make suicide with pan, boom
Boom-dubi-doom
Another story come
4 月 23 日 上午 7:59 
You've seen my ass, George.
4 月 7 日 上午 4:07 
[Verse 2: Peter Griffin]
If you see me out in Quahog, say hi
But if you meet me at the Clam, I'm a talkative guy
Maybe we'll talk over beers and remember the time
And we know even at my Lois, I'm a family guy
Yeah, a lot of white boys do impressions of me
And you always see my clips on your FYP
But that algorithm's always tryna censor me
They're even worse than the fеllas at the FCC
3 月 25 日 上午 2:03 
louiiiiss
3 月 23 日 上午 5:59 
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my hamster.
3 月 18 日 上午 1:42 
The "Peter Griffin falling down stairs" meme usually refers to the recurring gag where Peter tumbles down the stairs in an awkward, long-lasting position. The most iconic representation is often described as:
"AHHH... AHHH... AHHH... AHHH... (Squeak noise) ...Aaaaaahhh."
This is frequently accompanied by him holding his knee in pain, sometimes saying "Ah, that's not good" or "Oh, my back!"
3 月 1 日 下午 10:37 
pls stop giving me worms
2 月 19 日 上午 3:33 
-rep
aim botting seed into my eye
2 月 16 日 上午 8:17 
Who actually regrets me? My mother
2 月 8 日 上午 3:48 
the dookey is on the front porch
2 月 1 日 上午 4:29 
Giving up my ego raises my libido
1 月 19 日 下午 10:27 
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2025 年 12 月 4 日 上午 5:35 
mr whatsit?
2025 年 11 月 21 日 上午 8:37 
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2025 年 11 月 5 日 上午 6:36 
ptr
2025 年 10 月 31 日 上午 5:22 
louis i miss you
2025 年 10 月 26 日 上午 6:14 
Turnin tricks on 4th avenue
2025 年 10 月 24 日 上午 10:39 
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
2025 年 10 月 15 日 上午 3:50 
Bush did 9/11.
2025 年 9 月 29 日 上午 12:28 
i have... the one and only... 24ct gold.. laBEWBEW
2025 年 9 月 24 日 上午 4:23 
He's a Crusader King
2025 年 9 月 21 日 下午 11:57 
peeta
2025 年 9 月 12 日 上午 3:27 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 12 日 上午 3:27 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 12 日 上午 3:26 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 8 日 上午 1:44 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 8 日 上午 1:44 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 8 日 上午 1:44 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 8 日 上午 1:44 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 4 日 下午 12:13 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 4 日 下午 12:13 
Lizard.
2025 年 9 月 4 日 下午 12:12 
Dive this ♥♥♥.
2025 年 8 月 30 日 上午 9:14 
Lizard.
2025 年 8 月 30 日 上午 2:20 
Lizard.
2025 年 8 月 22 日 上午 4:27 
Lizard.
2025 年 8 月 22 日 上午 4:26 
nut
2025 年 8 月 19 日 上午 4:04 
have an offer for ya, added mate.
2025 年 8 月 17 日 上午 5:34 
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2025 年 8 月 17 日 上午 3:41 
Lizard.
2025 年 6 月 26 日 上午 4:52 
Great aim!
2025 年 6 月 23 日 上午 4:33 
Peter, as we sit here enjoying our meal, I wanted to bring to your attention that there appears to be an unexpected guest among us. It seems that the horse, in some inexplicable manner, has managed to enter the dining room unnoticed and is now standing calmly amidst us. Its large and majestic presence, juxtaposed against the cosiness of our dining room, creates a surreal and almost dreamlike ambience. Despite the unexpected nature of the situation, the horse seems at peace, and its gentle demeanour does not suggest any harm. I thought you would want to be informed of this unexpected and curious occurrence.
2025 年 4 月 26 日 上午 5:39 
let's form a winning partnership
2025 年 4 月 1 日 上午 7:37 
:steammocking:
2025 年 3 月 11 日 上午 8:45 
hot
2025 年 1 月 28 日 下午 12:00 
2025 年 1 月 22 日 下午 10:33 
+rep Wonderful person!
2025 年 1 月 22 日 上午 11:34 
Reddit, am I gay?

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