My back is hurting from the chair I'm sitting on.
Where's the Tylenol?
If I lay down flat on the floor it usually kind of fixes it.
Tony Danza from Who’s the Boss? says,
"Ay-oh-way-oh-waay-ohh-wayy-oh-waaaay."

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

Six little eggs on the run
They ♥♥♥♥ each other, three goes
Boom-dubi-doom
Watch out, be safe, so
Three little eggs had sex
One went in to explode, goes
Boom-dubi-doom
Watch out, be safe, so
Two little eggs in the sun
One sleep too long, goes boom-boom
Boom-dubi-doom
The story end with
One little egg was blind
Make suicide with pan, boom
Boom-dubi-doom
Another story come

You've seen my ass, George.

[Verse 2: Peter Griffin]
If you see me out in Quahog, say hi
But if you meet me at the Clam, I'm a talkative guy
Maybe we'll talk over beers and remember the time
And we know even at my Lois, I'm a family guy
Yeah, a lot of white boys do impressions of me
And you always see my clips on your FYP
But that algorithm's always tryna censor me
They're even worse than the fеllas at the FCC

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