Regional Manager, Scranton Branch - Dunder Mifflin Paper Co.

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

"I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious."

"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."

"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"Hi, I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

I would like to think that I am a friend first and a boss second. You can be my friend to if you want to, just hit me up on Steam!