I just gooned to your profile.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:

You have an attractive pfp,

You played well in a game on my team,

Your account was aesthetically pleasing.

Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.

How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.

What does that mean

Add a BUNNY

-rep i wish i had possession of your address. i found a big rock today that looks like it would be perfect to bash your head in with. i hate you. i hate you and so do the rocks. they speak to me. they hate you. me and the rocks and your brain. we hate you.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.