i wish your dad misspelld your moms name on the tattoo he got of her name

Merkel you misspelled sure

yea nah, my alcoholic political view isn't strong enougth to unsee that bs.

yes I have been to germany, that's where we met, at the white supremecy gay club. but they were onto us and threw us out because they found out that we are ethnic minorities. and you were the most beautiful twink that I have ever laid my eyes uppon.

You shure you have been in germany then?

alcoholism is not a valid political view