first 'Souls' game
pick vagabond cus looks cool
don't drop into cave cus scary
skip tutorial cave
get outside
sign says to jump
jump
died
signs everywhere saying to finger but hole
first boss makes me died
live
confusion
get called maidenless
find cool greatsword
want to become holy knight
everything really hard
find katana
want to become holy katana boi
bleed makes the things die
some red wolf keeps making me died
discover bloody slash
stronk bleed
red wolf becomes died
everything becomes easy
meet doll lady
simp
bloody slash gets nerfed
everything becomes harder
discover flame of redmane
everything becomes easier
giant man on tiny pony keeps making me died
just use summons
ez
space debris starts moving
space nuke
realise still lvl 20
get lots of runes
become lvl 70
discover hoarfrost stomp
everything even easier
"twin gargoyles bosses?"
nothing can defeat me
hoarforst stomp gets nerfed
everything hard again
meet alien beads boss
died a lot
marry doll lady
head to big city
many things to do
find sewers in big city
get lost for days
big sad
go deeper than sewers
edf!
hug the hugging lady
climb back out
climb even higher
all knowing is also all dying
discover skyrim
everything harder
discover rivers of blood
make bleed build
it sucks
bleed gets fixed
its great
everything easy again
use rivers of blood on malenia
defeat malenia on 2nd go
discover golden order greatsword
return to holy knight
feels cool bro
endgame bosses all resistant to holy
everything really hard
dragon lightening really stronk
dragon lightening all the things
beat the game
choose ranni ending cus simp