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"Remember Kruschev: he tried to do too many things too fast, and he was
removed in disgrace. If Gorbachev tries to destroy the system or make too
many fundamental changes to it, I believe the system will get rid of him.
I am not a political scientist, but I understand the system very well.
I believe he will have a "heart attack" or retire or be removed. He is
up against a brick wall. If you think they will change everything and
become a free, open society, forget it!"
-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976
"Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 110
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Never trust an operating system.
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I'm sick of being trodden on! The Elder Gods say they can make me a man!
All it costs is my soul! I'll do it, cuz NOW I'M MAD!!!
- Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & Jeff Dee
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After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
-- Italian proverb
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
-- Francis Bacon
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Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Don't overdo it.
-- Lao Tsu
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It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark.
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The last person who said that (God rest his soul) lived to regret it.
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I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!
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I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers,
Tibor. I never thought it'd be my own wife.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge Gets A Job
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It is difficult to legislate morality in the absence of moral legislators.
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Every time I look at you I am more convinced of Darwin's theory.
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I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.
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I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
-- Butch Cassidy
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It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.[/b

Damn right I am!

+Rep Great guy!!!

He is a dork!