Hey sorry you missed our call. This is Jared with City Sports Club, you were referred to us by one of our members. If you give us a call back we can schedule a time for you to tour our gym. We also are waiving our initiation fee for any referred members so now is a great time to get started. Hope to hear from you.

Hello, this is Jared from City Sports Club, you were referred by one of our members would you like to schedule a tour of our gym?

This guy has Just the Right number Of Eyes.

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Sigma male schedule (basically me this is my sched) :

> 2:00 am- Wake up > 2:05am - Cold shower > 2:15am - breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall 2:30am - begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. > 2:45am - edging,4hrs (for disipline) > 6:45am - cold shower > 7:00am - begin sprint to work > 8:00am - arrive at work > 8:05am - get called into boss' office > 8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" > 8:10am - sprint back home > 9:10am - lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal > 9:15am - edging(as punishment) > 3:00pm - bed time