Just some dude. Anything else you would like to know ask and ye shall receive. Most likely anyway. Probably. No promises.

1: Boobies, boobies, boobies... It's all guys think about these days. Well, they're idiots. Show me a boob-man an' I'll show you a no-brain, no-class, knuckle-dragger that knows nothing of the fairer sex. They don't get it. You can't take the measure of a good woman just by ogling her chest! There are far more important things to consider, such as... (Ah c'mon! Are you even listening!? I'm tryin' to drop some knowledge here!) See, if you're enlightened like I am, then you know
that the real show is down below...
THE BOOTY, BABY!
That's where it's at! Nothing trumps the rump, my friend! Anyone that can't see that is either blind or a fool. That's why I say: Enough with this Mass Boob Hysteria. It's time to set things right. IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE ASS THE RESPECT IT DESERVES! - Space Dandy

2: If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.