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Haven't fapped in more than a week.. I miss playing with my ding dong and excreting fabulous thick white juice in a manner so refreshing that the old gods look upon my massive load in amazement and scoop that ♥♥♥♥ up in their puny little god mouths with their erect elongated nipples. On the other hand, as soon as i blow my disgusting vile load, i start to feel sad and ♥♥♥♥. Right now I'm just with a fire in my pantsu, just begging to my brain to release the juices... All i can think about is the next sperm bullet that I'll shoot down range in an imaginary (hopefully) pleasing orifice of a fleshlight. Millions of years of evolution for this? Have I no will? What do bros? Want an honest answer from the heart!

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

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