4k hours and lost to me on vertigo (i started playing in january)

BABY ARE YOU READY FOR SPRING BREAK? YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING AND INSTEAD OF DOING A NICE FAMILY TRIP TO FLORIDA WE ARE GOING OURSELVES AND SENDING YOU TO FAT CAMP. BABY YOU ARE SIMPLY VERY FAT AND RUDE. YOUR MOTHER HAS GIVEN UP BUT I HAVE NOT SO I AM SENDING YOU TO FAT CAMP. FAT CAMP IS FUN BABY STOP WAH WAHING. YOU GET TO SHOOT BOWS, RIDE EXTRA STURDY BOATS, AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT SINCE YOU ARE 6000 IBS WHICH IS VERY BIG BABY. YOUR MOTHER AND I WILL BE TRYING TO GET YOU A SIBLING WHO WILL MOTIVATE YOU TO BE BETTER BABY WHILE WE ARE IN FLORIDA. BE A GOOD BOY AND ENJOY FAT CAMP.

LITTLE BOY I HAVE HEARD YOU ARE BEING VERY VERY NAUGHTY RECENTLY. I KNOW AFTER SANTA GOT YOU COAL YOU WERE VERY UPSET BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM. MS. SMITH IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND BEHAVIOR. SHE SAYS AT LUNCH YOU BULLY OTHERS INTO GIVING YOU THEIR SWEET TREATS. BABY YOU ARE ALREADY 450 POUNDS AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN 9 YET. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. YOUR MOTHER HAS BEEN CRYING FOR 4 DAYS OVER WHAT WE HAVE HEARD. SHE LOOKS AT LITTLE BABY PHOTOS OF YOU AND WONDERS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER SWEET BOY. WHO IS THIS CHUD SON WE HAVE RAISED. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER SIBLING SOON AND IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR BEHAVIOR WE WILL SEND YOU OFF TO FAT CAMP FOR THE SUMMER. BE BETTER BABY.

That guy eats buckets of ♥♥♥🥴

Loll messed with the JARM and got HARMED Rip 1k Elo buddy haha(:

Kid gets high and plays a video game. cant even simply enjoy a game without drugs lol what a burn out