Recently I (73m) converted to Judaism💰💸💰, and was told to get circumcised🍆✂️ by my rabbi🕴🏼.Being a proud naturalist🌷🌲 I knew I could not go to the doctor🤡. This led me to the decision to stick my peen🍆 in the one liquid 💦💧 I know to burn 🔥 away all unnecessary substances👳🏿‍♀️ drain cleaner🧪. When I stuck my pp🍆 inside I instantly heard a thump on the bottom of the bottle, when I look down my ♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 was gone!!!!! Instead of this happening 🍆✂️ this happened 🍆⚔️. I am currently in the process of suing🏛 the company. Will update.

Edit: As I am Jewish I have won all of the money💴. I am currently nae naeing on the fathers who have been laid off and the families who will have no source of income.

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