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-Rep claims to be gay but i know the truth

Bro i legit saw you at the last pride parade in our city so why r u lying about not being gay? That violent roleplay we had it was amazing! Cant wait to see u soon at my place❤❤

After a good game I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We hung out for a few months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games, most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a party. He said he would come so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he got to my house he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, I felt his hard old d**k slam into my leg. I punched him and then kicked him out. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.