Count of people who have said my voice turns them on:
Girls: 3
Guys: 2



*I kept on scrubbing up, and was getting tilted*
Me: Just kill me, end my suffering
Autobot: I would rather ♥♥♥♥ you
Me: What?
Autobot: What?


"Vile E Coyote Cumeh": Crow's voice is kinda cute in a rugged way.
"Fartacus McGee": Mr. Crow your voice is so soothingly English to me




.ScreaM.: How are u
Me: Im good thanks, you?
.ScreaM.: Hru
.ScreaM.: Im doing fine :)
Me: good good
.ScreaM.: Fds

YOU'R NOT FINE!


Player: Mr. Crow. not John Snow - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "PlaY4FuN" - 20 in 1 hit
Damage Given to "Juan Panic!" - 113 in 7 hits
Damage Given to "Júan Solo" - 106 in 6 hits
Damage Given to "kaZZy" - 73 in 2 hits
Damage Given to "Tigachu" - 47 in 3 hits
Player: Mr. Crow. not John Snow - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Júan Solo" - 17 in 1 hit
Damage Taken from "kaZZy" - 27 in 1 hit
Damage Taken from "Tigachu" - 112 in 4 hits




Player: Mr. Crow on Windows 10 - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "Pjotras" - 74 in 5 hits
Damage Given to "FaLLeN" - 32 in 2 hits
Player: Mr. Crow on Windows 10 - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Pjotras" - 113 in 3 hits
Damage Taken from "FaLLeN" - 169 in 2 hits
HOW?


win 16-9, me top fragger 26/6/16
win 16-11, me top fragger 26/2/19
**RANKUP**
win 16-3, me bottom fragger 4/11/15
INB4 rank down

spraying smoke with negev:
...:"head shot, though wall, though smoke, with negev"
Player ... left the game (Disconnect)
... abandoned the match and received a 30 minute competitive matchmaking cooldown.


"sniffing to much ♥♥♥♥" - ZiCell 2015

Player: Mr. NoobCrow - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "caLypso." - 107 in 1 hit
Damage Taken from "[UA]Pimp" - 100 in 4 hits
HOW?

Mr. Duck: Thanks ♥♥♥♥♥ i used you in an exam
Mr. Duck: Lolz
Mr. Crow, not John Snow: ?
Mr. Crow, not John Snow: WUT
Mr. Duck: I wrote about how i met
Mr. Duck: A man obsessed with crows

*was being shown dota2, and it crashed my computer*
Mr. Duck: just close it
Mr. Duck: open the tab admin
Mr. Duck: and close it with that
Mr. Duck: the administrator of
Mr. Duck: things
Mr. Duck: it takes tabs
Mr. Duck: and it administrates it
Mr. Crow, not John Snow: Task Manager?
Mr. Duck: ITS THE SAME

Chiibi: im on the car of cargo
Crow: like a lorry?
Chiibi: what the ♥♥♥♥ is a lorry?
*i find it*
Crow: thats not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car, thats a flat bed truck, without any cargo
Chiibi: whats a lorry?! its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car with cargo, it carrying me!
Chiibi: but lorry is a girls name!
*everyone else on the server": WTF IS A CAR WITH CARGO

(TEAM) A Annoying Kid: I didn't mean to haha (killing me)
(TEAM) A Annoying Kid: I was under the influence of your manliness
(TEAM) A Annoying Kid: I swear
(TEAM) A Annoying Kid: We do crazy things when we're under the influence of hormones