Women point to my bulge and visibly drool. Policemen have turned in their badges when faced with my bulge. Nuns have torn off their habits and renounced their religion when they spot my bulge. The captain of a cruise ship I was on asked to register my bulge as a lifesaving device since several people could cling to it in the water. When I lay on my back, sometimes clouds form around the peak of my bulge. The Post Office has given my bulge it's own zip code. It's never been a problem, though.

Hey bud hoping you're doing well sorry about almost killing you lol really didn't mean it maybe we could meet up sometime maybe the plaza on small street :)