Peter: 🥞 [during 🌂 a 🐳 camping 📗 trip ⚡ in 🐊 a 🍇 beautiful 👹 forest] 💃 You 💎 know, 🥒 sometimes 👃 I 💗 feel ⛳ like 👔 the 💛 whole 🏓 world 🕺 was 🌽 made 🎍 just 🥗 for 📒 me... 🍆 [cut 💄 to 📀 the 🌋 moon 🎫 control 🎄 room 🐊 from 💙 "The 👑 Truman 🏀 Show"] 🌸 Control 😺 Room 🍧 Director: 🐛 You 🐟 think 🌳 he's 🐠 on 👳 to 🚗 us, 👽 Christof? 📘 Christof: 🎁 No, 💛 he's 💚 an 👾 idiot.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play left 4 dead sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you have a nice ass

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When you bhop from t spawn to b in 5 secs and I guess vac doesn't like it ;(

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