Avoid reality at all costs.
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You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing
forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are
avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Women are all alike. When they're maids they're mild as milk: once make 'em
wives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and
defy you.
-- Jerrold
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COBOL:
Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
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Mal: "Whatever happens, remember I love you."

Zoe: "Sir?"

Mal: "Because you're my wife."

Zoe: "Right, sir... honey."
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Mal: "Cut her down."

Patron: "That girl is a witch!"

Mal: "Yeah, but she's our witch. So cut her the hell down!"
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"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and
I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human

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парень шутит ♥♥♥♥♥ космически просто у меня цветы на лобке выросли от его остроумия, далбаеба кусок..