about

my name is Gordon, also known as ♥♥♥, gorbles, jordan, gorden, gaydon, gorton, gortone, godone, godon, goron, gorob, gordnan, gohan, gornado, gorgay, gords, gordo, gormir, gorbino, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, gidin, gurdin, gordong, garden, gilbert, moos, gorbachev, gorgon, gorgo, gorgonzola, gorblon, geodude, goldeen, gyarados, growlith, gorganiel, gorwhore, grunion, gerald, gorbi, g-slime, g-money, gordy, g-slop, girdle, gordonomous, gordingdong, gordie-poo, gonberrios, gonberrius, gongerrius, borbon, judas, jew, g-♥♥♥♥♥, gonjudy, garbanzo, gordon nigbert, groupon, gorlash, gordon seibat, gorblon, gideon, gorfield the ♥♥♥ cat, gul'dan, gording, greed, gangrene, air gordan, gorten, grundle, gunter, gorbel, gorbeton, gonioin, gordon psyop, gorglon, gorblox, gorgoblin, gortoxx, gorlent, gornelius, chorban, carbon, gertrude flatman, gordillion, gordeezy, geebles, and sometimes gordan

i'm a nanoaugmented ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who loves Deus Ex and cheese, and some of my favorite game genres include fps, action adventure, stealth, rpg (action adventure rpg?), racing, and in some cases open world (but not always).

i run a youtube channel here and if you can overlook the cringy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left over from times long past you might enjoy what i upload. i have a team of cyberaugmented gorillas working tirelessly trying to clean my channel up so just give it some time

my avatar was designed by this sexy beast

PC Specs for anyone who gives a ♥♥♥♥

Echelon V
Processor : AMD Ryzen 5 5600X ~4.0GHz
Graphics Card : NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070, ASUS Dual Radeon RX 5700 (2022 - 2025)
Memory : 16 GB G.Skill RipJaws 4 2966 MHz (2 x 4)
Motherboard : ASUS PRIME B550-Plus
Monitor 1 : ASUS VG27A 175hz
Monitor 2 : MSI MAG241C 144hz
Storage 1 : Sabrent Rocket 4 2 TB SSD
Storage 2 : Sabrent Rocket Q 1 TB SSD
Storage 3 : Western Digital Blue 7200 RPM 1 TB HDD
Storage 4 : Western Digital Black 7200 RPM 2 TB HDD
Case : Corsair Carbide 175R
PSU : Corsair CX550
Operating System : Windows 11, Windows 10 (2016 - 2025)

Echelon IV Rev. B // Retired // 2018 - 2021
Processor : AMD Ryzen 5 1600 ~3.2GHz
Graphics Card : ASUS Dual Radeon RX 5700
Memory : 16 GB G.Skill RipJaws 4 2666 MHz (2x4)
Motherboard : ASRock AB350 Pro4
Monitor 1 : MSI MAG241C 144hz
Monitor 2 : Samsung C24F390 75hz
Storage 1 : Sabrent Rocket Q 1 TB SSD
Storage 2 : Western Digital Blue 7200 RPM 1TB
Storage 3 : Western Digital Black 7200 RPM 2TB
Case : Corsair Carbide 175R
PSU : Corsair CX550
Keyboard : Razer Blackwidow Ultimate Stealth Edition
Mouse : SteelSeries Rival 110
VR : Samsung Odyssey+ WMR

Echelon III // Retired // 2012 - 2018
Processor : AMD Phenom II X4 980 ~3.7 GHz
Graphics Card : Sapphire Radeon HD 6870 (2012 - 2017), Radeon RX 480
Memory : 2x4 GB Corsair Vengeance 1333MHz DDR3 RAM
Motherboard : ASUS M5A97
Monitor 1 : ASUS VW246H 75hz
Monitor 2 : ASUS VW224U 60hz
Storage 1 : Western Digital Green 7200RPM 1TB
Storage 2 : Seagate Barracuda 5900RPM 2TB
Case : Apevia X-PLORER Black
PSU : Corsair CX430
Keyboard : Saitek Eclipse II
Mouse : Microsoft IntelliMouse Classic
Operating System : Windows 7 (2012 - 2016) , Windows 10

Echelon II // Retired // 2006 - 2012
Processor : Intel Core 2 Duo E6600 ~2.4GHz
Graphics Card : NVIDIA GeForce 8600GT (2007 - 2010), ATI Radeon HD 4550
Memory : 2x4 GB 667MHz DDR2 RAM

Wall of Quotes

"shut up you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dork" - alex, after having thrown a satchel charge at someone's rust base, 2024
"i am going to deglove your penis" - alex, 2024
"yeagh" - alex, 2024
"you already know what the ♥♥♥♥ goin on" - alex, 2024
"put some lawry's on that ♥♥♥♥" - alex, 2024
"it's giving grandpa" - alex, 2024
"i'd rather deepthroat a toilet brush" - alex, 2024
"by jove [starts jerking off]" - alex, 2024
"iso happy with you" - alex, 2025
"yeah i need the day off for valentine's day so i can jerk off" - alex, 2025
"i'm going to bring my pet nematode to disneyland" - alex, 2025

"does your ♥♥♥ switch have a turbo button? is that it?" - me to purp, 2020

"hmm, what do i want" - random rust kid moments before taking a rocket to the face, 2019

"no dude" - chamuel adams, 2016
"dude smoke" - chamuel adams, 2016
"" - chamuel adams, 2016
"nah suck my ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥" - chamuel adams, 2018
"dude ♥♥♥♥ you, you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥." - chamuel adams, 2018
"dude ♥♥♥♥ you i'm going to bed" - chamuel adams, 2018
"thanks for sharing your opinion" - chamuel adams, 2018
"have fun not getting revived, ♥♥♥♥♥♥." - chamuel adams, 2019
"dude this game sucks. dude this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. dude there is nothing worse than this game." - chamuel adams, 2019

"♥♥♥" - purp's first words on mic, 2010
"urrrrr" - purp, 2016
"jerk ♥♥♥♥ Haha" - purp, 2017
"dude gordon you're gay hawhawh" - purp, 2017
"how do i teamkill [insert random teammate and / or Gordon]" - purp, 2018
"HOW DO I CONTACT MISTER CHEESO" - purp, 2018
"dude buy me house flipper" - purp, 2018
"my mom is such a ♥♥♥♥♥. i'm gonna shoot her tonight" - purp, 2019
"[chewing] ♥♥♥." - purp, after having eaten my donut holes, 2019
"desegregate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and shove [expletives] in there" - purp, 2020
"i'm gonna 3D print a gun oh yeah" - purp, 2020

"why is my ♥♥♥♥ so well sized" - saccon, 2017
"i would ♥♥♥♥ you if you weren't black lole" - saccon, 2017
"nice ears cricket, where did you get them? the ♥♥♥ store?" - saccon, 2017
"whatdoyouwannabuydude" - saccon, 2017
"i need a room for 17 adults and 1 kid" - saccon, 2018
"get a job dude" - saccon, 2018
"yeah hi my name's Gordon and i have to be a ♥♥♥ about literally everything" - saccon, 2018

"all indians do is scam and blow ♥♥♥♥ up" - kurtis, 2016
"oh yeah dude" - kurtis, 2016
"ass" - kurtis, since the beginning of time
"aSs" - kurtis, 2017
"@ss" - kurtis, 2017
"a$$" - kurtis, 2017
"cuban missile crisis" - kurtis, 2016
"why is there giggling in the bathroom? this isn't the place to have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun" - kurtis, 2018
"who the ♥♥♥♥ orders hot dogs at 9 in the morning?" - kurtis, 2020

"now that's what i like to phuockin SEE" - jacob, 2024

"theres a retarded gay midget in my living room shoving a cactus up his ass, i havent seen this much blood and ♥♥♥♥ since my cat had shrimp" - johnny, 2015

"you know in all my years and through every community i was or am presently in, not once have i been in a group more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded than this one" - billy greaves, 2019