DIRTY JOKES

my penis is the truth because you cant handle it.
Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed
You know why they call me a cat whisperer because i know exactly what that ♥♥♥♥♥ needs
Your selfish you know why because you have that body for the rest of your life and i cant have it for one night
You look so inocent and sweet so as long as i have a face youll always have a seat
You have pretty eyeballs but of course they would be better if they were looking at my pretty balls
You know what I like in a girl? My ♥♥♥♥.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Krijg kanker en ga dood, hoer!
Thada make a Pekingese break a log n' chain!