Case: Two old cardboard pizza boxes glued together with hot glue
Motherboard: It exists
CPU: Probably an AMD? I have no clue
RAM: I think it's at least over two?
GPU: Nvidia 6090 G-Suck Gaytracing
Hard Drives: At least 1
Keyboard: Grandpappy's old typewriter
Mouse: His name is Juan :)
Headset: My good old Apple Earbuds
OS: AmogOS ඞ [github.com]


Make fun of me when I have a Pokémon as my profile picture, k? ktnx.

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"Let's jew it" -Mogi 2015

"DUDE WHAT THE F*CK THIS ISNT F*CKING BORDERLANDS STOP PICKING UP GUNS" -plz just let me derank already, Counter Strike Global Offensive

"I tried to screencap your mom's ass but I couldn't find a resolution that's big enough" - Bon Bon 2016

"Sh*t, I can't, f*ck" -Bon -2017

"Why can't I sleep with you? Damn it" -Nignoggins

"No, I can't hear you because I can hear you, but I'm deciding not to listen" -Davak

"I have this +4, but my momma didn't raise no p*ssy" -Gigabyte as he has one card left on Uno

"The music is so peaceful here, now I'm gonna have to kill everything that moves" - CYBER-DRAG0N

"I hate this guy's hair, give me his ass" -Juju

"Nevermind, we can't, f*ck" -Bon

"I say hello, open the door, then threaten them with a shotgun and tell them to leave." -Crazed Buttstabber 2023

"There's gun suicide in difference languages. Y'all wanna die in French?" -Cactus 2023

"I keep finding penis books, give me a second" -CrisKeye

"Is Swedish weed just Sweed?" -Ryzhur

"This microwave is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird" -Ryzhur

"That burp made me feel like a dragon" -Ryzhur

"You didn't do the ear rape, it's not funny" -Ryzhur

"I would strangle myself with earrape" -Ryzhur

"It's only been 2 minutes, but it feels like it's been 10" - Ryzhur

"My brain is ran by a single Nigerian man running on a hamster wheel, and I'm afraid this will get him killed" -Crazed Buttstabber 2024

"I'm just standing there having a beat-off with another guy" -Crazed Buttstabber 2025

Hellfire: "My leg's broken, Karl"
Karl: "Shut up, I'm gardening."

Hellfire: "Your mom"
FireGun: "Yeah she's dead and nothing but a pile of ashes"
Hellfire: "Did you know you could turn her into diamonds?"
FireGun: "Wow, she can finally be useful for once"

Hellfire: "I just murdered an entire family"
Gigabyte: "That's pretty poggers"

Hellfire: "Cute boys make me tired"
Davak: "Then go sleep"
Davak, three seconds later: "NO WAIT, SH*T! F*CK!"

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"I drink better when I'm flying" -Rads

"Can you, F*CK!" -Rads

"Screw flashlights, I can glow in the dark" -Rads

"I'm gonna rape a Hobbit, I swear to god" -Rads

"If this was Battlefield, that tank would go flying- never mind" - Rads

"Imma say something, the F-16 has Tourette Syndrome but people aren't ready for that conversation" -Rads 2024

"Imagine Freddy Fazbear driving an F-16 into a Waffle House drive-thru" -Rads 2024

"Freddy Fazbear hit the Pentagon!" -Rads 2024

"THEY'RE PUTTING DESYNC INTO THE GAME TO MAKE THE OPERATORS GAY" -Rads 2024

"What does his google history have to do with his rank?" -Rads 2024

"Some people just don't deserve human rights" -Rads 2024 (Unprovoked)

"I seriously need to be put in a f*cking box" -Rads 2024 (After realising he keeps expanding the wall of quotes)

"It says here about vision deficiency and I wondered about autism deficiency" -Rads 2024

"They say violence isn't the answer, but it sure stopped Jesus so I'm pretty sure it's gonna work on people" -Rads 2024

"I mean, autism is like a superpower. Just a superpower for ret*rds" -Rads 2024

"I refuse to accept that the British are people, their food is just disgusting!" -Rads 2024

"Can you please take your assh*le away from my hand, please? You f*cking commie." -Rads 2024

"They want 24 AK-74s? Do they take food stamps?" -Rads 2024

"You know what's good about California? You can leave" -Rads 2025

"Hitler, I did a baaaaaaad" - Rads 2025

"For an 8 foot creature, you speak like a ret*rd" -Rads 2025

Me: "You're a big boy now."
Rads: "I'm a dwarf you racist c*nt."

Rads: "Yo where these f*cking hookers at?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Rads: "I don't f*cking know, I must have wiped their species out"

Me: "Rads is too busy jacking off two sides of a war"
Rads: "YES!"

Rads: My day so far now, see someone get shot in the chest by police then after I start listening to "It's Not Unusual"

Me: *Shows Rads the Pentagon on NITE Team 4* "Tada!"
Rads: "The Pentagon? It looked better with a plane in it."

Me: "What the f*ck did you just do?"
Rads: "I caused a racism"

Me: "What's with you and goth girls?"
Rads: "I dunno, it's like a spicy raccoon"