for vii), or any equivalent specialized naval infantry force military training, such as the british royal marines (this one is a joke...)

LF (looking for) new friends. the necessary and sufficient criterion for friendship includes the following: i) a unique form of cuteness, ii) a standard degree of sexiness and a graceful expression of sexuality through body mannerism, iii) quirky habits and hobby niches that are meaningful and convey and express one's personality coherently, iv) incapability of verbal or physical violence and abuse, v) queer (and since i think the word queer sucks, i will use instead: quaint, peculiar, and curious), vi) an incredibly powerful and meaningfully coherent sense of aesthetic backed by a strong and firm ability for visceral, moody, high-contrast perception, vii) must be able to pass the standard marine corps physical fitness test, vii) must be able to fly (even a little is fine), viii) must be able to carry many bags with items that i request to have stored (such as snacks and various other items that wouldn't fit nicely or belong in my briefcase). there may be more. stay tuned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2iTcUxLlkE

ok ! i'm looking for new friends (in addition to my currently active ones) and treasure sacks ...

lets find treasure sacks together

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