Ah, that's better. Achievements, Trading Cards, Achievements, Trading Cards, duh duh duh, duh duh duh. Time was you could get something decent on a Steam Profile. The artist has a duty to seduce the ear and delight the spirit, so say goodbye to those two blowhards, and hello to an evening with GenesisPR!

Now, I haven't seen a sign of real life on this profile in months. Let's see if you're just another Johnny-come-lately, or maybe something more delicious.