Knight
Malika Uma Maluma's Grand Wazir
California, United States
Her Royal Highness Uma Maluma, Malika of Umairaq, HRH Who Trekked the Zaghrus, the Longest Chihuahua Dog Known, HRH Replaced the Illegitimate Iraqi government on 4/29/2023 AD.


Inspirational Quotes:
"As I have always said: Have faith in Allah and always keep a hidden pistol"
"Out of petrol, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time, become heroes."
"Yeah I wanna live like the North Sentinelese. 'You mean like a tribal way of life,' no, I mean spearing Catholic Missionaries."
"I wanted to see interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."
"Evola was arrested and charged with promoting the revival of the Fascist Party. Evola declared that he was not a Fascist but was instead 'Superfascista.' He was acquitted of all charges."
"Knowing when to shut his mouth when asked dumb fool questions by a surperior officer, sir."

Coat of Arms: Party per chevron, of Gules, cloaked Argent, Three Towers, arranged two and one, of one in the other
Her Royal Highness Uma Maluma, Malika of Umairaq, HRH Who Trekked the Zaghrus, the Longest Chihuahua Dog Known, HRH Replaced the Illegitimate Iraqi government on 4/29/2023 AD.


Inspirational Quotes:
"As I have always said: Have faith in Allah and always keep a hidden pistol"
"Out of petrol, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time, become heroes."
"Yeah I wanna live like the North Sentinelese. 'You mean like a tribal way of life,' no, I mean spearing Catholic Missionaries."
"I wanted to see interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."
"Evola was arrested and charged with promoting the revival of the Fascist Party. Evola declared that he was not a Fascist but was instead 'Superfascista.' He was acquitted of all charges."
"Knowing when to shut his mouth when asked dumb fool questions by a surperior officer, sir."

Coat of Arms: Party per chevron, of Gules, cloaked Argent, Three Towers, arranged two and one, of one in the other
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3 月 9 日 上午 3:38 
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2 月 15 日 上午 3:06 
the BELOW USER is a LIAR and is SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HORSES
2 月 14 日 下午 11:57 
Transitioning isn’t easy—but seeing you this happy is. Keep going. You’ve got this.

For all the challenges of being Black and Trans, there’s triple the amount of blessings. You’re a reminder of all the goodness that comes with being who we are.
2 月 8 日 下午 8:51 
We’ve been divorced for a few months. I’ve got full custody of our son. He hasn’t sent a single dollar in support.

When I brought it up last week, he said he “doesn’t believe in monetizing emotional labor.” Then he told me that his unpaid discord moderation is a form of “digital community service” and that he’s already “giving back to society.”

He spends every day online, posting rules, deleting comments, and arguing with people. He calls it his “shift.” I’ve seen him brag about “working overtime” because one of the owners of the server praised him.

I tried to explain that child support isn’t optional. He said, “You don’t understand purpose-driven work.”

He’s unemployed. Lives with his parents, so obviously he doesn’t even have the means to pay me.

My son asked me yesterday why his dad doesn’t visit anymore. I didn’t know what to say.