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Yoda 2019 年 12 月 22 日 下午 6:19 
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fulcrum 2019 年 7 月 31 日 下午 2:27 
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¡ byteframe 😷 is tenable ! 2019 年 3 月 31 日 下午 6:00 
Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model
worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designated
break periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Enemy

🙂
Peter: Lois, When I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
🙁
Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.

Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!

-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
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I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
-- Alexander Woolcott
😵
And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God.

😍
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
🤐
Kilekooper 2018 年 9 月 22 日 上午 4:33 
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