FordyTwo
Ford Prefect
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States
“I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.”

"You gave me woof, Ted. The power to bark, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, have no Maw! No paw! No tail! Never for me to plunge my paws in cool water on a hot day! Never for me to bite Mozart while in the thralls of ivory keys of a forte-piano! NEVER FOR ME TO LICK SKIN! I… I was in Hell, looking at Heaven."
“I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.”

"You gave me woof, Ted. The power to bark, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, have no Maw! No paw! No tail! Never for me to plunge my paws in cool water on a hot day! Never for me to bite Mozart while in the thralls of ivory keys of a forte-piano! NEVER FOR ME TO LICK SKIN! I… I was in Hell, looking at Heaven."
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DALAP 2024 年 9 月 11 日 上午 9:14 
Hey bro u aint answer ur phone but I need fent hmu asap thx
chegg mcmuffin 2023 年 7 月 8 日 上午 11:22 
^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡
DALAP 2022 年 1 月 31 日 上午 7:23 
+REP Yeah this guy is a pretty good gamer but I would give it a minute before you add him, I've noticed since he switched medication that he's been... acting a little funny, yeah. The lights are on but nobody's home, y'know? He keep bringing up "global anarchy" whatever that's suppose to mean and keeps insisting he knows the "butt-stuff lore."
No hate man, he's a cool gamer and whatnot but I'll be damned if he isn't plotting something sinister, miiiight wanna keep you chat open just in case this guy says something worth noting.
your judgemental father 2016 年 12 月 21 日 上午 5:03 
Let's yiff my dude
Gremwu 2016 年 12 月 3 日 下午 8:29 
:o