“My ♥♥♥♥ is hard. My nipples are, too.
Go ahead, and put your titties in my shoe.
Got two hands, both hands have fingers.
When I take a ♥♥♥♥, the smell lingers.
My ♥♥♥♥ may not always make it to the toilet.
I’ll put it in a pan on the stove and boil it.
That’s right, eat my ♥♥♥♥ for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
A low calorie diet. ♥♥♥♥♥, it’ll make you thinner."
-Cr1tikal