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SOME PEOPLE ARE ATTEMPTING TO IMPERSONATE ME. PLEASE BEWARE WHO YOU ARE TRADING WITH BEFORE ACCEPTING ANYTHING!

CURRENTLY ACCEPTING FRIEND REQUESTS (please comment why first)

Owner / Founder of Beat Meat Inc.



Please don't add me for free items or games! If you want that, join my group, Beat Meat Inc. I like to do raffles there

If you have Steam items for sale for TF2 items, feel free to add me.

I am not accepting any trades for any other game!
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The Fam
DIlly P
The Big Rye
Zombie-Man :



What do the "#'s" in my name mean?
Apparently I haven't been making these clear enough...

#Online : I'm online, message me if you need me

#Idling for cards : I'm not here, and wont be back until I switch it to "Online"

#Busy : Probably doing homework, message me if you want but I might not reply

#(Something completely different) : See #Online



Simon Petrikov B> Steдm Items: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGjgKo3OV-g
Ebola Chan: ♥♥♥♥ you
Ebola Chan: now im afriad of skin walkers
Simon Petrikov B> Steдm Items: :^)

Joey "The Big J" Jojo: Augie I need a really German sounding last name
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: auschwitz
Joey "The Big J" Jojo: Frizt Auschwitz: Nazi of the Wastes
Joey "The Big J" Jojo: Yes

Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: Read the announcement.
Django: aoght
Django: permanent*
Django: along*
Django: please re-read
Django: no pressure
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: Damn, you're good at that, I take it you're looking over one of your essays from last year?

Django: mmmm
Django: one day old room temp burrito
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: I don't see how the room being old has anything to do with the temp.
Django: i thought you'd be able to comprihend it without the need for commas
Django: guess not
Django: one day old, room temp, burrito
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: Maybe its your English skills that need work.
Django: does this give you a hard on?
Django: maaan
Django: shu-
Django: shut up
Django: shut up
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: Maybe you should take into account, the possibility that I was mocking you?
Django: ...
Django: ur an ♥♥♥♥♥

Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: Interesting profile pic. xD
+LUV+: thanks :D
+LUV+: I searched up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
+LUV+: and this was the first
+LUV+: result
+LUV+: So I was like DaFuq?
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: And you made it your profile pic? xD
+LUV+: hell yea XD
+LUV+: Why not?
+LUV+: IM JUST LIKE RYAN
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: Kekkirino

Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: Lets Laugh At Liberals 2.0
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mfLvaSWdyo
Mc Spoonie Moon: dear god
Mc Spoonie Moon: DEAR GOD
Mc Spoonie Moon: WHAT IS THE MOUNT OF VENIS
Mc Spoonie Moon: DEAR GOD NUKE US NUKE US
Mc Spoonie Moon: at 1;40 right now
Mc Spoonie Moon: WHAT IS THAT DRIPPING SOUND
Mc Spoonie Moon: ITS LIKE MY MIND IS DRIPPING AWAY
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: LOVE YOUR BODY, RYAN
Mc Spoonie Moon: NOOOOOOO
Mc Spoonie Moon: IM GONNA STRIVE TO BE A BETTER PERSON
Mc Spoonie Moon: AMOST AT 3 MIN
Simon Petrikov B>Steдm Items: That black one is a man....
Mc Spoonie Moon: WHERE DID SHE CRALW FROM
Mc Spoonie Moon: AUGIE IS THIS HELL
Mc Spoonie Moon: DEAR GOD ITS LIKE SWEDEN

Simon: DUDE NO
Simon: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Simon: YOU'VE DOOMED US
Zombiekitteh: im happy
Zombiekitteh: inside
Zombiekitteh: for the first time
Zombiekitteh: in a long time
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Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid and you can never go wrong.
- Heros_Never_Die!

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Whale is Spy :
Whale is Spy ♣™ | #TeamPyro : Awww I care so much.
Whale is Spy ♣™ | #TeamPyro : Shut the **** up
Whale is Spy ♣™ | #TeamPyro : Jesus.

meme delivery boy:
(TEAM) Simon : Shhh buddy, it's alright. <3
(TEAM) Simon : No need to get upset, dude. <3
meme delivery boy : stop trying to be an anime character you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ otaku weeb konichiwa piece of ♥♥♥♥
(TEAM) Simon : Dude, it's okay. It's just a game, calm down.
meme delivery boy left the game (Disconnect by user.)

HoldN:
Simon : Gotta watch the flanks. :P
HoldN : shut up ♥♥♥♥♥♥

SKUPPERNOG :
SKUPPERNOG #TeamLapisLazuli : up yours simon

Genji 45 minutes ago
Жалко, шутить про мамок и сёстер ,скиньтесь налечение ,его 300 негров ♥♥♥♥ в рот ,я не рассист
(TRANSLATION)
It's a pity to joke about mothers and sisters, throw off the treatment, his 300 blacks ♥♥♥♥ in his mouth, I'm not a racis