Be the best possible cannon fodder.

Thinks he is the funniest comedian since the creation of Kekistan. Most don't agree with him. He still doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥.

Likes sunset walks on the beach, ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping a ♥♥♥♥♥, and making a fool of himself. Funny bone as sensitive as a feminist feefees.

Spirit animal is a weasel wearing a tutu dress.

Doctorate in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from University of Kekistan.
Post-Doctorate in Sass from Yet Another University of Kekistan

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Magnificent, ♥♥♥♥ stirrer, bad jokes connoisseur.

2015 Champion of ♥♥♥♥ flinging.
2016 Champion ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
2017 Most voted idiot of the Month(February)

Currently in a lab working on my latest nefarious invention.