" GET UP C*CKSUCKERS, it's all over. Listen, we had a rough couple 'a months. F*ckin' Katrina's cousin Maria, the other one, Puerto Rico, Houston, f*ckin' Florida. Listen, it's been tough up to now, the earthquake in Mexico, you know, the White House, whatever the f*ck is goin' on, but it don't matter. They wanna shoot? It's time for us to f*ckin' shoot, c*cksuckers. They wanna get down and dirty? Don't forget who the f*ck we are, y'understand me? We're the baddest motherf*ckers out there! You send a message to that f*ckin' North Korean, he's gonna be sniffin' my d*ck and sucking my a**hole! That's the focus! We're goin' to North Korea in like a year! It's gonna be an island! It's gonna glow in the dark! You know why? 'Cause we're Americans, c*cksuckers! Who the f*ck d'you think you're dealing with? Stop with the gun control! They're sellin' more guns than ever in the last three days! Stop with the f*ckin' whining! Stop with the Russians on Facebook! I don't give a f*ck, worry about yourself, keep ya' eyes open, and get the f*ck off Snapchat and f*ckin' Twitter, c*cksucker! Stay Black! "
~ Joey Diaz