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The Big Texan 7 月 27 日上午 11:29

In truth, I find myself in possession of a pair of curious devices, both serving distinct and noble purposes. The first of these contrivances, a faithful companion, is designated for the noble task of communing with the purveyor of provisions, the provider of sustenance, often referred to as the plug. It is through this means that the essential essence of existence flows, that which nourishes and sustains. The second of these marvels, a trusted companion, has been allocated to the delicate and intricate matter of consorting with the fairer sex, those maidens of grace and allure, and also to engage with the riches of the realm in the pursuit of both passions and riches. This instrument proves its worth.
Thus I declare with due gravitas, that I am in possession of two such devices one designated for the providers of sustenance, the other for the maidens and wealth that grace our mortal world.

Devinator80 5 月 18 日下午 9:15

boing

Capt W. Reese 2024 年 7 月 11 日下午 8:33

big announcement tomorrow, don't tell anyone

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James Thurber 2023 年 3 月 31 日上午 10:10

+rep my friendly american friend

Napoleon Borntoparty 2022 年 8 月 11 日下午 4:00

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again

If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Capt W. Reese 2022 年 7 月 13 日下午 3:10

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again

If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Dr Father Tobus of The Sex 2022 年 6 月 13 日下午 10:34

Still the best NCR Ranger Commander and Father. - Eddward J Knight

Revorow 2022 年 1 月 14 日下午 5:23

This is for you, MY BEST FRIENDS. Read this message until the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. When I asked "Why?" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angels." Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing, and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things, and God says "It's over." A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to fourteen friends, including me . If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them . As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN TEN MINUTES. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. NO GROUP CHATS.

NuclearNacho 2022 年 1 月 9 日下午 12:42

goon

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✪ 𝑜𝒹𝒾𝓃 2018 年 7 月 25 日下午 12:24

add me its ching

Jack 2018 年 7 月 8 日上午 11:43

Good squad lead!

Sigzors 2018 年 3 月 12 日上午 5:20

ask me about my tinnitus

tittymuncher 2018 年 1 月 12 日下午 3:58

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Cornelius 2017 年 12 月 12 日下午 9:41

herro

Dot man 2017 年 8 月 29 日下午 5:33

sup

Arbo 2017 年 8 月 29 日下午 5:32

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Naeva 2017 年 8 月 19 日下午 5:44

Thanks for paying respects to the Cringy raiders. I will try again. And try harder this time... I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up so bad

OG Preacher 2017 年 8 月 11 日下午 1:03

itz ur boi
...Boone
Accept the friend request ♥♥♥--

Piss Provider 2017 年 8 月 6 日下午 2:59

And now a Lesson on Mortar Shells provided by Mortar your friendly neighborhood close range artillery device!

WP, HE, HEAT, TP, and ILLUM.

WP=Terrifying Fire Smoke

HE=Big Badda Boom

HEAT= Big Badda Boom Anti-Tank

TP=Smuke

ILLUM= Spell the rest out you lazy ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you all I am going to call up Crossroads and ask for fire support on grid coordinate 4-5-60-Sector 10, fire for effect. Affirm to gtfo of their, and now the eagles on on their way you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! Oh ♥♥♥♥ jimmy just got hit! ♥♥♥♥ JIMMY! JIMMY GET THE CORPMAN,♥♥♥♥ JIMMY DON'T YOU GIVE UP ON ME!....Sorry about that kiddos I just had a flashback to when I served in the 1st Infantry Regiment-Platoon 3 "The Seasame Street Boys" in Da Krong, Vietnam '66. Have a good day kids!

SacredAtom 2017 年 1 月 9 日下午 4:48

signed by your father

LUIZIN JOGA FOFO 2016 年 12 月 10 日上午 5:56

I HAVE CHAKRAM TO TRADE!! ADD ME

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+rep autos saved my life

arafa 2016 年 7 月 27 日下午 11:06

man i love videogames... hate sex though... its DISGUSTING...

robert. 2016 年 6 月 30 日上午 11:36

here come dat boi
♥♥♥♥ waddup

IntensE 2016 年 5 月 2 日下午 1:04

Really man :|

Krafty 2015 年 12 月 6 日下午 2:52

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Roben 2.0 2015 年 11 月 20 日下午 9:21

>tfw comment deleted

Seamen 2015 年 10 月 10 日上午 7:09

my ♥♥♥♥♥

light 2015 年 9 月 23 日下午 6:44

stop hacking my uncle works at counter strike

Karrna- 2015 年 9 月 21 日下午 8:38

+rep, nice trader :)

Pichael 2015 年 9 月 20 日下午 1:53

+rep

Hawk 2015 年 5 月 25 日上午 5:14

+rep stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that wont play darkest hour 10/-5 would trade

arafa 2015 年 5 月 12 日下午 7:08

-rep stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that wont play darkest hour -5/10 would not trade

Jetami$ 2015 年 1 月 24 日上午 9:11

+Rep fair trader

burritoshell 2015 年 1 月 24 日上午 8:56

+rep

ReMi 2015 年 1 月 24 日上午 8:37

+rep fair and friendly trader)

KOBE ANUNOBY 2015 年 1 月 20 日下午 5:01

+rep fair and good trader

a silly goose on the loose 2015 年 1 月 20 日下午 4:42

+rep friendly

КРОЛБИБУЧНИК 2014 年 12 月 6 日上午 6:43

+rep treider nice

J Ɐ C F 2014 年 11 月 10 日下午 5:59

Rep. Great guy, Excellent and fast trader! =)

Cris Cab 2014 年 11 月 10 日下午 3:18

+rep

Dread Cosmonaut 2014 年 11 月 1 日下午 9:13

Dear Mr.LoserBag Actual. I would like to notify you that you'er a Loserbag. That is all.

toptecky 2014 年 10 月 17 日上午 9:48

+rep, good and fst trade

right click save 2014 年 10 月 12 日下午 8:38

+rep

Falcon506 2014 年 10 月 11 日上午 11:11

+rep good trader

J Ɐ C F 2014 年 10 月 11 日上午 9:29

REP! Good guy, nice trader! =)

Memethan 2014 年 9 月 7 日下午 1:34

It's not that easy being green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold-
or something much more colorful like that.

It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water-
or stars in the sky.

But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain, or tall like a tree.

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder? Why Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.