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Capt Reese ᛋ-ᛋ Jul 29 @ 8:39pm

I'm working on a big announcement for tomorrow, don't tell anyone

The Big Texan Jul 27 @ 11:29am

In truth, I find myself in possession of a pair of curious devices, both serving distinct and noble purposes. The first of these contrivances, a faithful companion, is designated for the noble task of communing with the purveyor of provisions, the provider of sustenance, often referred to as the plug. It is through this means that the essential essence of existence flows, that which nourishes and sustains. The second of these marvels, a trusted companion, has been allocated to the delicate and intricate matter of consorting with the fairer sex, those maidens of grace and allure, and also to engage with the riches of the realm in the pursuit of both passions and riches. This instrument proves its worth.
Thus I declare with due gravitas, that I am in possession of two such devices one designated for the providers of sustenance, the other for the maidens and wealth that grace our mortal world.

Devinator80 May 18 @ 9:15pm

boing

Capt Reese ᛋ-ᛋ Jul 11, 2024 @ 8:33pm

big announcement tomorrow, don't tell anyone

Royal Pine Jun 16, 2024 @ 9:10pm

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Jay Jun 26, 2023 @ 3:46pm

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James Thurber Mar 31, 2023 @ 10:10am

+rep my friendly american friend

Napoleon Borntoparty Aug 11, 2022 @ 4:00pm

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again

If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Capt Reese ᛋ-ᛋ Jul 13, 2022 @ 3:10pm

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
█████████████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again

If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Tobus the TF2 Sign Inspector Jun 13, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Still the best NCR Ranger Commander and Father. - Eddward J Knight

Revorow Jan 14, 2022 @ 5:23pm

This is for you, MY BEST FRIENDS. Read this message until the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. When I asked "Why?" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angels." Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing, and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things, and God says "It's over." A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to fourteen friends, including me . If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them . As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN TEN MINUTES. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. NO GROUP CHATS.

NuclearNacho Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:42pm

goon

jonstupidanus@email.com Aug 17, 2018 @ 4:47pm

get on a n u s

✪ 𝑜𝒹𝒾𝓃 Jul 25, 2018 @ 12:24pm

add me its ching

Jack Jul 8, 2018 @ 11:43am

Good squad lead!

Sigzors Mar 12, 2018 @ 5:20am

ask me about my tinnitus

tittymuncher Jan 12, 2018 @ 3:58pm

yo ♥♥♥♥ add me

Zion Don Dec 12, 2017 @ 9:41pm

herro

Dot man Aug 29, 2017 @ 5:33pm

sup

Arbo Aug 29, 2017 @ 5:32pm

Its yay boi Dok

Naeva Aug 19, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Thanks for paying respects to the Cringy raiders. I will try again. And try harder this time... I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up so bad

OG Preacher Aug 11, 2017 @ 1:03pm

itz ur boi
...Boone
Accept the friend request ♥♥♥--

Piss Provider Aug 6, 2017 @ 2:59pm

And now a Lesson on Mortar Shells provided by Mortar your friendly neighborhood close range artillery device!

WP, HE, HEAT, TP, and ILLUM.

WP=Terrifying Fire Smoke

HE=Big Badda Boom

HEAT= Big Badda Boom Anti-Tank

TP=Smuke

ILLUM= Spell the rest out you lazy ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you all I am going to call up Crossroads and ask for fire support on grid coordinate 4-5-60-Sector 10, fire for effect. Affirm to gtfo of their, and now the eagles on on their way you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! Oh ♥♥♥♥ jimmy just got hit! ♥♥♥♥ JIMMY! JIMMY GET THE CORPMAN,♥♥♥♥ JIMMY DON'T YOU GIVE UP ON ME!....Sorry about that kiddos I just had a flashback to when I served in the 1st Infantry Regiment-Platoon 3 "The Seasame Street Boys" in Da Krong, Vietnam '66. Have a good day kids!