Heya guys, I bet you're wondering which pokemon is good for a quick breeding. Not to worry, for I have all you're answers here. It's Jolteon. Yes, yes, another Eeveelution. That's besides the point tho, jolteon weighs 24.5 KG or 54.0 pounds and is on average 2'07''. Now clearly jolteon isn't as high in HP as vaporeon or as large, so you can't be as rough with it. But, jolteon is able to electrocute it's fur. Why is this important you ask? Well, some people enjoy pain during sex. And it's fur is spiky and full of electricity. If that's your'e thing then jolteon is probably the mon' for you. It's electricity would also just be really stimulating during sex. You probably wouldn't last long, but neither would jolteon. How do I have all this information you're probably wondering. Well I have a contact, and she's very, VERY, informative.

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Hello i would like to order some food

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa

yeah, whatever the other guy said (i need it too)

Pssst. Play more stuff! This totally isnt' a random message to finish the community badge. >_>