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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

If u suck your own d ick while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation.
Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

+rep silly man

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Oh lmao you're talking about dbd. Had to go afk. Sorry you got so pressed.

What? Who are you

finish what you started coward

the fact you brought urself there using the and decided "im not gonna play anymore so im gonna go afk" is sad

+rep their random teammate was afk but this guy still played like a champ.

+rep Great Rebecca

+rep bde

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How does one touch grass in a land without grass?

Needs to touch grass

+rep Good DBD player would play with again

+rep he loves to grind in payday 2 and grind on you ;)

Cope harder fr fr

I wear negative comments from people like you like a badge of honor.

seethe and mald

Hewwo?!?1 And wewcome UwU t-to the x3 Wos Powwos Hewmanyos famiwy. My nyame is Gustavo, twerks but you c-can caww me "Gus"

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cringelord lmaoooo

♥♥♥♥ people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

So, I, (30M) woke up to an average morning in my moms (57F) basement. Me, being a redditor, (basically ♥♥♥♥♥ tons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and is 6’5 and jacked) Immediately wakes up to an innumerable amount of missed calls from all of the women that want to ♥♥♥♥ me. (Yeah I know that’s a pretty long word I’m really intelligent)

I call my favorite one (Paula (14F) ), wipe the ♥♥♥ stains off my clothes, grab my best fedora (the black one), and immediately start stuffing my face as I am currently recovering from my last workout where I ran across the entirety of my bedroom in record time. She (as always) answers right before the call was about to end, so I berate her like the slut she is.

I kept going on about how I was a nice guy and how all other men treat her like ♥♥♥♥, and how she’s lucky to even be in my presence. She began crying on the spot instantly realizing her mistake so I told her I’ll forgive her, me being the nice guy I am which I think was r/wholesome of me.

Step 1: Buy her bathwater

Step 2: Infuse bathwater with pickling salt

Step 3: Stick your ♥♥♥♥ in it, keeping it in the bottle as much as possible for 2-3 weeks. Only remove to urinate, DO NOT URINATE IN PICKLING SOLUTION

Step 4: After 2-3 weeks, you have Pickle ♥♥♥♥

Step 5: Send Pickle ♥♥♥♥ pics to chick (Belle Delphine)

Optional step (replacing 5 or in addition to): Make a video of you screaming "I'M PICKLE ♥♥♥♥!!" and send that instead of ♥♥♥♥ pic.

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Thank you, go ahead and put it in the corner with my used condom collection.

Thank you tall bunny mommy for the fun time, I didnt expect for you to be amused by the squat train but that was the best game I had all night. After back to back being bullied and having toxic lobbies that was really wholesome. Hope you have fun and good games in the future! <3

+rep for being k3wl

+rep Is kind to Pizza Dwights just doing their job.

ggwp good juker of chainsaws.

lol kidding. great guy to have on your dbd team/ ;D

hmmmm guess hes ok.

Queen Dillona best girl.

But Saska and I are still on the fence about that.

You're a marginally okay player, man.

You're a ♥♥♥♥ player, man.

You're a good player, man.