If you replace the 'o's with 'e's in "Scooby Doo" you get "Skeeby Dee". This is a subtle reference to the much beloved Skibidi Toilet series on Youtube. But it might be more than just a reference. Since 2006 the average viewership of Scooby Doo has plummeted by 420% while the popularity of toilets has surged since 1596. Wake up sheeple!

Our Father, who art RNGesus, Fickle be thy nature. Thy drop rate rise, The crap drops cease, In our raids, as well as in our strikes. Give us this day our daily legendaries, And forgive our disbelief, As we forgive guardians who salvage raid gear we need, And lead us not to shaders, But deliver us exotics.

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Step 1: Buy her bathwater

Step 2: Infuse bathwater with pickling salt

Step 3: Stick your ♥♥♥♥ in it, keeping it in the bottle as much as possible for 2-3 weeks. Only remove to urinate, DO NOT URINATE IN PICKLING SOLUTION

Step 4: After 2-3 weeks, you have Pickle ♥♥♥♥

Step 5: Send Pickle ♥♥♥♥ pics to chick (Belle Delphine)

Optional step (replacing 5 or in addition to): Make a video of you screaming "I'M PICKLE ♥♥♥♥!!" and send that instead of ♥♥♥♥ pic.

You have officially been invited to the Garfield Kart Grand Prix Epic Gaming Tournament Triathlon Marathon Olympic Indy 500 Nascar 🅱️aceball CanadianTruckerStr

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.