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During the early hours of the morning, the body of the the Giant King was found is a compost bin. The war between Giants and Dwarfs has been spanning over 9 hours, which has caused many tradagies, but today may see the violence end for at least thirty minutes, until the press find out that no bodies were actaully found.
One Imagainary Dwarf counselor stated "I dont always wash my laundry, but when I do, I do it with the upmost security." He was later found inhebriated outside the citezens advice building, claming he "Pays his taxes and deserves to mate with trees"
One other dwarf, that goes by the name of Troggington, stated that "...the very concept of "Tree Conception" is rediculous, and my counter part has had our army disctracted by the new type of sexual congress. I for one must stay ontop of this, as the most sensible Nazi in the group."
The King of Giantasia also added these final words before he died "Arrrgh" *gurgle* "Blah"