Chances are, you’re here for one of three reasons:

My username was so unhinged you had to double-check it wasn’t a fever dream,

You're mid-rage, mashing the "Report Player" button because I said something spicy (fair enough I probably deserved it),

Or you’re just bored outta your mind, clicking around Steam like it’s a hobby.

Either way, welcome. Pull up a chair, stay for a few seconds, judge me quietly or loudly up to you.
I'm just here trying to have a laugh, carry some games (badly), and occasionally remind people that "toxic but funny" is basically my personality trait at this point.
If you came here for an apology, mate, you're in the wrong postcode.
If you came here to stalk my games, good luck it’s a mix of sweaty tryhard and unhinged chaos depending on the day and caffeine levels.

Report me, friend me, insult me in my comments, honestly, it’s all content to me.
Live fast, die lagging.