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Fisherman ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is permitted to ONLY listen to donk at all times whilst working. This will include extended periods, often several hours at a time, listening to its 'donk training' loop (30 seconds of repetitive donk). When listening to its training loop Fisherman ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is required to submit screen caps of its play counts as proof of its compliance.

Fisherman ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is permitted to ONLY listen to donk during its commute to and from work. Spot checks will be carried out to ensure compliance.

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Hi people and I'm back cooking again, and today, I'm going to be doing, erm, like a, er, sausage lasagne. *cut* Right as you can see I've already chopped my... hunions up, and got a poorly finger in the process. So I'm gonna put these hunions, in.. the fry pan. now the reason it's not sizzling, is because they're fresh! Hunions. You don't cut... Yeah they're fresh. You don't cut, erm, fre-uh, well, you know... Yeah you don't cut frozen hunions. Oop, it's escaping, so come right back here. Stop escaping. If you see a wire moving, It's not me, I'm not plugged in. Is it on? It's not even on! It-were-why- Did I turn it off? I must've turned it off. But... So that'll give them- when the pan's warming up, It'll give them time to do as well. Let's have a look, let's just check. Yes the pan is on, good good good good. And, what I'm gonna do is, and I know youre gonna say 'oh don't', But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna fry... these hunions. And... and when- get off. And when they're done, I'm-