It’s been years. I have a spouse, a cat, and organized a coup against the CSGO wheel. And yet, I am, indeed, still talking to myself.

People have trained their whole lives to work the pole at only a fraction of the efficiency and beauty that Dave can.

*Read in Donald Trump Voice*

"Listen, I've seen a lot of people click heads in my time, but you? You're the best head-clicker, believe me. Everybody's talking about it. They all say, 'Have you seen how this guy clicks heads?' It's tremendous. Nobody clicks heads like you do. Keep up the great work, bro. And by the way, your wall? It's fantastic. The best wall I've ever seen on Steam. Keep it up, champ!"

I'm still taking to myself, and Gibb noticed.

its cool that youre a girl who plays csgo and give out nudes. very chill- ask for snap

hi dave