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i like to bash those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heads against the wall.... i think i might be a psychopath deep down :/

i pretend im anakin skywalker and cut those blocks down like those kids. gets me to swing harder and faster so i can clear expert+

I hate this game please I dont know why im still playing it

After years of the whole fiasco Hello Games has in my opinion finally made the perfect Sandbox / Survival space game. With all of the different space games I've played this is number one. The only game I can 100 percent say has a crack at taking that spot is Star Citizen, but its been in development for years and is far from perfect. No Mans Sky 9/10 there's a few things here and there but overall I love this game. especially the VR compatibility. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINT.

Great game. Would recommend reading some steam guides before playing though, as it throws you in with a how to take care of your dino not how to play.

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One day i see "theHunter" is F2P, i watch the videos and thinks its cool, i download it for about an hour.
I load in, look out side and say "WOW, WHAT A BOOTIEFUL GRAPHICS!"
I see a Fox running through the long grass, i start rapidly firing my gun, i miss.
I track the fox down to see it glitching through a tree!
I say "Whoah, Im gunnah shoot dat a.s.s!"
I try and shoot it, YOU NEED A LICENSE TO HUNT THAT ANIMAL
I say "oh ok ill find a deer then"
I find a deer trotting through the forest and i shoot its a.s.s hole
YOU NEED A LICENSE TO HUNT THAT ANIMAL
I say "ok?"
I guess ill just kill my self then
YOU NEED A LICENSE TO KILL YOUR SELF
I say "Ok you know what f.u.c.k you!"
I try unistalling the game
YOU NEED A LICENSE TO UNINSTALL THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS GAME PLEASE PAY MONEY TO CONTINUE

I Say "Is this my hell?" "OH MERCIFUL GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME"

10/10 Would play life simulator never again

I tried posting this once and it says you need 5 minutes so i reinstall the game for about 8 minutes trying to kill a bear

The bear killed me when i was trying to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ choke my self to death because i hate this game

YOU NEED A LICENSE TO POST A F.U.C.KING REVIEW