>How To Play: うぁtてぇ不ぢ用ジュさと目用r府©金gらtにっげrら気用和え汗rあうぇら
>"So uh... how do I play?"
>"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BING BONG WONG NI HAO."
>"I respect your dauntless use of racism."
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>"What's the follow-up to a shotgun wedding?"
>"Usually a .38 Special Divorce."
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"Nobody in New York cared that the Towers fell, they were just sad people died."
"People had to die to get it done."
"Gotta crack an egg to make an omelette."
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"Why do we even need Flags?"
"Racism."
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"I want the liquor cabinet jungle juice."
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"I'm old-school I got groomed on RuneScape."
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"Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov... Imagine- Imagine giving birth to your son, looking at him and naming him ♥♥♥."
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"I smell lesbians."
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"If I had a penny for every retarded thing that came out of Stevey's mouth, I'd retire."
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"Do you think that clouds are racist?"
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"Okay Google, how long is the average human urethra?"
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"If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. But if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life"
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"Listen if I was black I woulda left the ♥♥♥♥♥ with the baby."
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"Getchu a ♥♥♥♥♥ who'll let you shoot nerf darts into her ♥♥♥♥♥. Nerf or Nothin."
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"I don't want some frumpy harlot using her witch magic to succ the seed from my body and use it for ♥♥♥♥♥ rituals."
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"Maybe aids is just God's way of saying being gay ain't right."
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"Ancient Japanese Wisdom. It is better to fart while trying to ♥♥♥♥, than ♥♥♥♥ while trying to fart."
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