If you are reading this, you are the most insanely idiotic person that has, is, or will ever exist. At no point in your rambling, incoherent life has, is, or will there be ANYTHING, even CLOSE, to what ANYONE, could even SUGGEST, as even being a SLIGHTLY, rational action. Everyone who has had the misfortune of sensing you is now dumber having done so. I wish you die a slow and painful death and may God have mercy on your soul.

Amen

[ATTENTION: If you are a steam employee, please don't delete this again. It is a joke, and is not a direct attack on any particular individual or group. Thank you.]