I wish you a greater new year and all the best for 2020!

I wish you a happy end of the year! 2019!

10:41 PM - OuterHaven: i am cuck

Fake news

I saw Larry at a store in Atlanta yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand in front of my face. When I came up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

A damn LARRY they say.