the original uma fan

Hello, my friend. I heard you have acquired a new game called Yakuza 0. Congratulations on your purchase. You have made a wise choice.

Yakuza 0 is a game that tells the story of my younger days, when I was a rising star in the Tojo Clan. You will witness the events that shaped me into the man I am today, and the challenges I faced along the way. You will also meet my old friend and rival, Goro Majima, who has his own tale to tell.

Yakuza 0 is a game that offers you a lot of things to do and see. You can explore the streets of Kamurocho and Sotenbori, fight against various enemies, play various minigames, and enjoy the nightlife of Japan in the 1980s. You can also learn new skills and abilities, and earn money to upgrade your equipment and style.

I hope you enjoy playing Yakuza 0 as much as I enjoyed living it. Remember, the dragon of Dojima never gives up, and neither should you. Good luck, and have fun.

vr gooner goat, come over here, i luv that boysmell i can HUFF it thru my monitor, cute ass

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Thanks!

VR Gooner loser, Go outside, take a shower. I can smell you through my monitor, nasty ass