I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a ♥♥♥♥.
Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment,
so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever.
I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person.
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws,
and good people are punished by Murphy's Law. So you see my dilemma.