Cyclo 最近的评测

This is perhaps one of the best experiences you can have if you know the right mods to use with it.

Playing it with friends can be a blast, and building can result in very satisfying and beautiful buildings.

DO NOT BUY OR PLAY IT.

IT IS A BUGGY, UNFINISHED MESS THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

This game feels disgustingly incomplete, and boredom is all too quick to settle in when playing for extended periods of time,
as you just wait, and wait, and wait for the challenge, grinding away at trying to get everything the game arbitrarily locks away,
such as the challenges, or the characters behind their wave-defense mode.

The music may as well be royalty free and I would remember it no more.
Prepare for such classics as rock tune number whatever as you destroy waves upon waves of braindead robots while
running into their faces to ensure you don't run out of ammo for your current tier of gun.

Just play anything but this. Such as Smash TV.

Kill zombies and time; yawning all the way.

Good night, sweet prince.
You were always casual, always jovial, always so warm and kind.
But lately you've gained more and more... issues.
It all started when you've decided to start drinking. You became more toxic, more angry, more competetive.
You didn't look out for the little guys, you only cared for the big guys and the ones who gave you praise time and time again.
You never listened to those who knew you best, you kept trying to push your addiction as a good thing.
You've shut out most of the people who loved the "old" you and you've replaced your casual side with an illusion of such.
That's why I'm here now. It's about time we said goodbye, and I finally cut all ties.
...One last look wouldn't hurt, right?

This is not food! This is a decoration!
It looks cute, but I assure you, it is inedible. It's just something you'd look at between meals or when you have too much free time. Let me tell you, plastic is not tasty.
It probably polluted the markets by now with other toys like it.

Kabam rigged this like a demolitions expert.
Let me elaborate. This was a nice local resturant, with a speciality meal hardly seen before.
It was a mix of rogue-like and bullet hell. There were bullets everywhere and if you couldn't handle the heat, it was back to the start. But starting over isn't all bad. You got fame, a currency that could be used on goods to get yourself running hotter. You could also unlock new classes for a spin on the taste. It was a nice resturant, filled with a jovial atmosphere.
But then the owner handed it over to a rather greedy man.
Now it is a pit of money and shame, filled with people looking to scam and the food reminicent of a fast food resturant.
Nobody was happy, but the owners.

Pull blocks, use them to make castle.
Realise there is not enough space, cry.
Realise your position means nothing to your actual map, cry.
Jerk yourself off with your money to gain ingame money, cry.
Look around yourself as players look "better" than you, cry.
Realise this world has a warped view of "pro", cry.
Jerk yourself off with your money to gain "pro" status, cry.
Cry a lot, then cry.

Luring you in with a nice picture and promise of good taste, it seeks to eat your money up.
A shady meal normally seen in phony shacks, it's similar to Minecraft, but it holds nothing.
It promises, but only seeks your wallet

Ready those fingers.
They're going for a pretty long ride.

This is damn worth your silver dollar(s).

Buy it for the meme.
Stay for the realisation that you spent money on ♥♥♥♥.

A massive waste of time. You could either play with your friends, or with twelve-something little ♥♥♥♥♥.
I love it.