Seriously? Bacon, lettuce, and mayo? As if that isn't the worst ♥♥♥♥ING combo to ever exist.

First of all, bacon is delicious but you just ruin it with that ♥♥♥♥ing mayo. Like? 90% of the taste you're gonna get from that sandwich is ♥♥♥♥ING MAYO. The other 10% is bacon. Why would you even put lettuce in there? The lettuce is pointless. It's bland as hell and serves no sandwich purpose. "Oh it's for the texture." Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.

I can tell you right now that the texture of a BLM is like biting into a squirrel's ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Come back when you find half of your brain. Seriously though? A condiment and lettuce? Makes no ♥♥♥♥ing sense. You're ♥♥♥♥ing up the bacon.

Come back when your palate gets out of special ed.

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Ok so I hate homework and you wanna know why? DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? Because homework is work at home. And guess what? GUESS WHAT? My mom won't let me play Minecraft until I finish my homework. SHE WON'T LET ME PLAY MINECRAFT! This is atrocious, because David and Kyle are online and I can't play with them, and then when I get online they're done. THEIR MOM LETS THEM PLAY MINECRAFT BEFORE HOMEWORK! I hate it so much. I HATE IT! And one time, ohhhh this one time, she caught me playing Minecraft before homework. You know what she did? YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID? She took away my Xbox for a week. 7 WHOLE DAYS! SHE'S THE WORST MOM EVER! I said, "Mom, let me play! I just crafted my first shovel!" And she didn't care. She did not care. She just hit the stupid off button on the TV. SHE JUST TURNED THE TV OFF AND I LOST MY SHOVEL! I hate homework, and I hate my mom. Ugh.

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I'm signing because Waluigi is the most repressed character in video games to date. He is barely in SSB Ultimate, and he doesn't have his own game. The least that anyone could do for him is give him a spot in Fortnite, a spot which he so rightfully deserves. Without Waluigi in Fortnite, mass chaos and destruction can be a certain result. Yes, Waluigi not Fortnite could directly cause the end of the world, as there would be so many revolts and uprisings from all the Waluigi lovers of the world. So please, for the good of humanity and all life on Earth, add Waluigi to Fortnite.