I was stuck in my English Literature class, bored out of my mind. We were discussing the "Golden Age of Detective Fiction" or some boring ♥♥♥♥ like that; I can't remember the details exactly. It was pure torture, and I just wanted the day to be over so I could go home and play danmaku games. Honestly, who gives a ♥♥♥♥ about these authors who wrote weird ass books where some idiot gets murdered and everyone starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ their pants? It's like a rip-off of Among Us.

Anyway, we got to the point where our teacher would ask students to give examples of authors from this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ era.

"Can someone give me an example of an author from this literary era? Anyone?"

Mark, who sat in front of me, raised his hand. "Agatha Christie?"

I couldn't believe my ears. Apparently, Mark had just made an epic Touhou reference. I excitedly yelled, "Her real name is Hieda no Akyuu!"

The other kids in the classroom looked at me like I just lit a firecracker in the classroom.

"Get it, guys? She's from Touhou. That's her pen name." I explained.

After a few seconds of silence and murmurs, I finally realized that they probably didn't know what Touhou even was (which is pretty cringe). I would've ended it there, but then I decided against it. I already started, and I wasn't backing down until I trolled my entire class. I saw an assortment of colored Post-it page markers sitting on the teacher's desk. It reminded me of the design of Flandre's colored wings (she's also a Touhou character). Seizing this opportunity, I picked it up and flashed it to the class.

"Guys, look! It's Flan's wing!" Still blank stares. "Get it, because she's U.N. Owen Was Her!"

My teacher angrily snatched the page markers from my hand and told me to go back to my seat. But I wasn't done yet.

I went back to my desk and got my backpack, pulling out my kazoo that I brought for specific occasions. I started playing Flandre's theme song (I spent a lot of time practicing it ever since I listened to it on YouTube), and I was fully expecting the class be amused. Surprisingly, though, no one even reacted, except for one of the girls in class who called me a freak.

In the end, I had my kazoo confiscated and I was sent to detention. However, it was all worth it, since I got to TROLL my class with Touhou!