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Chaps acts like he's the king of gaming... ask him if he's ever climbed the peak ... the blind leading the blind

upon reflection the honorable gentlemen chaps loves to crotch watch. its said there are many forms of rehab for the man in question however knowing the 'chaps' its likely he will ignore any attempts of reform and carry on crotch watching. (especially in 'The Bottle Of Sauce' and in some occasions even 'Frog And Fiddle).

For example, Henry Westons Vintage Cider (and adjacent drinks) will double the rate of unsolicited crotch examination - since the rate of gaze is directly correlated to alcohol percentage, and Henry Westons Vintage Cider is twice as strong as Thatchers Gold.

As an avid "IRL Chaps Knower", I can confirm that, after 3 pints, he cannot help but stare at the crotch of myself, or anyone nearby he fancies. However, the calibre of the pint used can significantly change the rates of Chaps' prying eyes. The standard drink of choice being, of course, the legendary Thatchers Gold, which will cause Chaps' gaze to be directed towards the groin after just 3 pints, although, he often telegraphs who's crotch he will stare at halfway through the 2nd pint. This premonition happens halfway through the first pint if a fruity cider is used, such as Kopparberg or Rekorderlig. Thatchers Haze is unsuitable for the process, as even Chaps has standards and will not drink complete piss, spitting it out before it can get anywhere near his liver. Furthermore, stronger ciders, such as Henry Westons Vintage Cider, will increase the strength of this catalyst thereby increasing the speed of the reaction.

i know a few of u guys dont know chaps in real life but trust me when i tell you hes relentlessly obsessed with ♥♥♥♥, he loves staring at my crotch after 3 pints... help me:(

if anyone doesn't know chaps in real life he has around 3 pints then he 'feels a bit tired' and has to go to sleep in my lap... I'm ok with it, really I am... It's just he pretends to sleep while his hand drifts towards my crotch and I can't stand for that..

how u doing jobless

Easily one of the most top tier killers out there. Guaranteed 4 kills without the need for any camping or tunnelling. Achieving this with a rotation system, going through each survivor player in order, making his chases easily predictable for the survivors, and yet he wins every single one with raw, unmatched skill even when the players know he is coming. He doesn't even run any perks or offerings anymore (except for event cakes of course), since his chases while using them are shorter than the average Sable Ward player in bed. On weekends, he kicks his feet up and plays blindfolded for some added challenge and fun, however, some say that this paragon of Dead By Daylight is still unbeaten even without God's gift of sight.

-rep tunneler & camper noob! another trash more!

+rep tunnels and play unknown

-rep tunnels and play unknown

harry has no rockets

I do baby cakes

kitson wants to be played with

walkin my deathslinger in wreckers yard

+rep tunneller

-rep tunneller

+rep nice killer fun match

bum bum fun fun

hi chaps just wondering why i have received a photo of ur ♥♥♥♥ and balls? thanks , harry

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heey, added ;3

Hammond, this is a rare 1984 Ford Sybian. This one was part of a limited production run in 1984. They only made a handful of them before discontinuing the model. The Ford Sybian was ahead of its time in terms of design and features, It had a unique body style and some innovative technology for its era. Plus, its performance was exceptional.

This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33, now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on, I put in a pound of mashed up Dundee cake, let’s take a look… not a trace! Peace of mind I’m sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.

poo loves me

I love poo

Hi

♥♥♥♥♥ = chips

I sold your TRASH boomer unusual to John Lennon's ghost

I HAVE TO COME BACK ONCE AGAIN this guy DID NOT ACTIALLY kill john lenon also you stole my unusual and never GAVE IT BACK -REP

+rep this guy killed john lennon

THE LOOK ON JOHN LENNONS FACE WHEN I HIT HIM WITH A 38 SPECIAL FROM POINT BLANK SENDING HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

+REP KILLED JOHN LENNON

+rep lovely teammate! <3

+rep good survivor

+rep Very good survivor and lovely egc <3

+rep, sacrifice themself to save me <3

+rep strong ghostface made me go bald

+rep you have my respect for playing billy <3

better bring more endurance perks next time

nasty lil evil lil tunneller

+rep has nice dance moves

added to trade (nudes)

Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

added to trade got a good offer for front runner time warp!

added to trade

+rep Has a nice scout unusual ^^

Cool scout.

I sold him a Time Warp Front Runner. He is cool.